Adult Rum Pirate Hat Color:Red This staff is made with

This staff is made with the twisty wood of your precious rose bushes and topped with a ruby red heart and a gold crown

youthful creatures in existence…after all

They should know better than to cross a dark fairy

Whether being burned at the stake in Salem or kicked out of covens

We can't forget about some of the most important characters of this whole holiday

Adult Rum Pirate Hat Color:Red This staff is made withSo what if you've never spent a day swashbuckling on the high seas? You're ready to be a pirate now, dangit! And not the kind that takes over giant modern shipping vessels piloted by Tom Hanks, but the rum running kind from the 17th Century. And you're ridiculously ambitious. Most of us have to start out as cabin boys. But you're ready for a first day promotion all the way to captain. And we totally respect that even though it's a little crazy. But If