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morning routines
The I Don’t Have Enough Coffee mug is for mornings when caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet and patience is already running on fumes
This Toxic Positivity Dropout Coffee Mug is for anyone who’s done pretending a bad day is a growth opportunity
This coffee mug says exactly what everyone needs to know: today is not the day
The Not Today
Aromatherapy for When You Can't Slap People Scented Soy Candle low battery crewneck morning routinesFor those who appreciate good scents and zero bullshit. Light it up, breathe deep, and bask in the glow of not giving a damn. This candle sets the mood for relaxation, sarcasm, or ignoring everyone completely. Light it up and let the sass burn bright! Filled with rich, immersive aromas, these 9oz candles come in sleek glass jars. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a pure cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Product Details: Materials: 100%