Comfortable and well-crafted, they're designed for both long-lasting wear and a bit of personality
The subtitle states, "Two Hundred Years of European and American Patterns for Printed Fabric by Motif, Style, Color, Layout and Period and 1,823 Illustration in Color." What they don't say is that 90% of the swatches pictured are life size
It uses Greek yogurt for a creamy base, tangy buttermilk for that classic ranch vibe, and a kick of blackening seasoning for bold, smoky flavor
Bonus points if: You point out why Halloween is consumerist and lame (in monotone, of course)
When you cut a straight line with a pair of scissors, you think youre cutting straight, but as soon as you move the fabric, its not straight anymore
The sideline shave is what makes it pop with the eyebrow slit